Thursday, September 18, 2008

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i have a question. as i was driving down one of our cornerstones of sophistication (82nd ave), i saw a dirty grown up store. it said "erotic books, magazines, movies, lingerie, shoes." what is an erotic shoe? a sandal? nikes with weiners on the shoelaces? i'm trying to figure this out. maybe i need to go in and say "one erotic shoes please." actually, i am thinking of a lot of gross ways a shoe could be erotic. porns is big business. i should get some of these patented.

1 comment:

Kim said...

I saw an erotic store that also advertised, "lingerie , costumes, gags" I wondered if they meant novelty gags...or ball gags...

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