Saturday, January 31, 2009

two hand touch

oh no. i got a call from hospital today. remember when that girl bit me and i had to go to the hospital? they called me to say that i owe them like forty dollars and it will go to collections in a week. eee! credit scares me sometimes. i was under the impression that my work took care of that. i guess not. i need good credit.

i forgot to say this earlier. i think one of my favorite new things is watching someone eat food with two hands. no one really does it anymore because we have evolved out of it. i don't do it. so sometimes i make an effort to eat foods with two hands. my favorite thing to see someone eat two handed so far is cookies. it makes you look like a squirrel who is really protective of it's meal.



Thursday, January 29, 2009

i am a man

this month was a very difficult one. i am going to make it though.

when i moved to here a year ago, the only person i knew here told me not to talk to her or contact her ever again. i slept in my car and didn't have a job, a place to live, any idea about where i was, and i also didn't know a single person in the entire city. i was very sad but very determined. i would love anyone who talked to me and wanted to cry all the time. don't worry, i didn't. i haven't cried in like six years and i think that is awesome. i don't know if it is good though.

here i am, a year later and somehow, i still feel the same. almost all of my friends here either don't like me, don't want to hang out, or have better things to do. also, i messed up a lot because i have been drinking. some stuff is my fault, but i don't feel like it all is. i have just been carrying a lot of weight. these days have defined me though.

ugh, ok. enough of that. so i learned how to make a robot voice for my electronic song about supergrapes! i don't really know where to go with it lyrically, but i'm sure i'll figure something out. i don't know how much range i will have with said robot voice. i don't even know if i am going to sing it for that matter! it will sound bad because i am using a usb headset, not even a legit mic. when i finish it, i will probably email it to the supergrapes and call them dummies.

man, i hate a lot of things right now. i have been trying this new thing where when i get really angry or upset, i go to a happy tree in my brain. in the happy tree is a big awesome blue treehouse. it is where karen o and i make out and go to third base in. i don't know what third base is, because everyone has a different base system, but i don't care because karen o and i would be really good at communicating that sort of thing. we would understand eachother and appreciate such heated topics as chaos, love, existentialism, and jackets. she is so cool. and i am cool too according to my grandpa.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

oh hai

sometimes i think it is interesting to look at websites like you can find cool stuff on there. did you know that there are at least 100 michael jacksons in alabama and arkansas? yeah well you do now.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


i have decided that being an introvert in preferential to me. i'm sorry that i strayed, nature.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

dik diks

i like that wolfgang shares my passion for random facts. she slapped my brain with knowledge of a new creature today. it is called a dik dik. dik diks live in africa and got their name because they make that sound when startled. they look like they would be good to be friends with but might be skiddish i think. (haha. dik diks backwards is skid kid).

dik diks are soft little vegetarians. they have tiny feet and a weird shaped nasal so that they can get to certain leaves. the males are littler than females, but they have horns that aren't very scary.

an interesting thing about dik diks is that they are completely monogamous. if their girlfriend or boyfriend dies, they stay with them and die too. even if they have babies to take care of. because of this, they are going extinct. i guess survival takes a backseat to romance.

i kind of want one as a pet, but before they find a girlfriend. that way, we could hold hands and it wouldn't be bad. i could carry him around in a little backpack that girls in seventh grade used to wear. also moms like those backpacks. i think that his tiny nose would sense danger and he would tell me dik dik so we could be safe. i would name him jelly and we would be best friends.

long island iced tea the musical

wow. i drank too much the last few nights. i am going to cut back significantly. i have seen the other side of drinking and i don't think we get along. holy s. i just remembered this. i was waiting in line to go to the bathroom and some girl said that she didn't want to use one of them. for some reason i thought this was funny. i laughed and gave her a side hug. thinking back on it, i might have scared her. man i suck.

i was going to delete this today (1/20) because it is a reminder of embarrassing times. but then i realized that i might need that.

Monday, January 12, 2009

too many lunchables..

..that would be a funny thing to hear i think. hey bro. been a while. i have had a few friends visit and have been pretty busy. this week is going to be a blast!

i drank some local absinthe the other night that was surprisingly good. i haven't really been drinking lately, but it's not for lack of trying.

oh! my song! i was just working on it actually. i might have to start over. it is so good that i have decided to save it for later. it started off pretty grapey, but started getting too concentrated and powerful. supergrapes are a force to be reckoned with, but i don't think they would enjoy being portrayed as serious as it sounded. supergrapes are fruits that you would want to be friends and hang out with. but you shouldn't underestimate their power. also their capes would make them more appealing to whoever they choose. it would be like a love cape. haha. gross.

so i'll make another song. everything i make turns serious! ugh.

hey guess what happened. tabby is returning to our program again and i was assigned to work with him one on one. i was told that he is very excited about this. i'm on the fence.

i went to a school today with nathan. he and i were at dq to be funny and saw a large indoor school across the street. we went there and tried to get a tour, but everyone thought we were rapers. i'm sure of it. we talked to some high schoolers and teachers. high schoolers love to talk about themselves. you just need to give them the opportunity. i think it helps if you look pretty cool too. :)... oops! i meant ;(

someone got made fun of.

have you heard of bitchin summer? me neither. apparently it's a band. i met 3/4 of it and they were pretty cool dudes. i guess i'm going to their show on saturday. alright. i have s to do. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxzzzoxoxmxzzxoxm!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

bed bugs

do you ever think that we might be the most inferior animals? i do sometimes.

Monday, January 5, 2009

sponge beat!

my song about/inspired by supergrapes is coming along well. i wrote the main parts in like three minutes. i'm just fixing some stuff and polishing. well, as much as i can polish with my program. it's nothing really fancy, but it is much better than anything the supergrapes have released in at least two years (nothing). the lyrics are going to be the hard part. but cape rhymes with grape so it will probably be fine.

Saturday, January 3, 2009


what the!?!

you teens are in very big trouble. i'm going to write an electro-pop song about super grapes and you will learn that this is serious business.


uuuuu... i am excited that i might be in a miraculin party. miracle berries have made me much more interested in fruits. i am going to find or create super grapes somehow.