Friday, February 27, 2009

chicken egg situation

i got a fortune cookie that told me this: " try a new hat for a change in looks. be creative!"

ok i'll do it!

i did it.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


i have gone to scamps twice since i last wrote an entry. it is a tiny pet store with not much to offer, but they have some cool little friends there. they had siberian huskies that looked sad and expensive. i like puppies. there were ferrets too, but they are always sleeping. they need to show more initiative. here's a guy who fell asleep in his hammock, but his head fell out! he didn't care.

the mall really is where cool people go. it's everything in one place! i could be eating a sandwich from steak escape, lingerie shopping, and renewing my cell phone plan all in like 3 minutes. sometimes i worry that there might be such a thing as too much efficiency. that's just one of my battles i guess. that, and the stress tests they give there. i can never win. that guy was right. i should probably read that book "dianetics". the name sounds a little too scientific for me, buuuut it had a cool picture of a volcano on the cover. and that's how i choose all my books.

i wonder sometimes what it would be like to live on a ranch. probably cool. i would call mine "carrots and". all the farmers would think that is funny. they are a funny bunch. maybe?

i may have found a guitarist. yes! possibly.


Saturday, February 21, 2009


you had a little rubber heart in your mouth and passed it to mine. it fell out and you were very mad at me.

Monday, February 16, 2009


i was talking to nicole about a funny situation that happened to me a few weeks ago. after i ate chinese food, i was moving on to my fortune cookie. i broke it open and there was no fortune inside. some would consider it an omen as i kind of did at first. nicole reflected, saying "if you have nothing nice to say, then don't say it at all". that was the first time in my life that a fortune cookie was right. usually they should say something outlandish like "check your briefcase, there might be gold in that thing" or "don't hold your breath waiting for unconciousness".

i broke my cookie for nothing. it was a divine trick of asian persuasion.

hey i want to spit on that person

i have decided to write a theme album. it will be quite a journey. it was supposed to be a secret, but i ruined it 4 times yesterday. oh well!

how fast do you think a ghost can run? probably not very fast.

ben and i discussed our plans on how to become victorious when singularity rolls around. a hint is that it involves chlorine.

if i could be a puppy, i think i would be a bulldog. having all that extra face cushion would make sleeping awesome! i would put my face against a wall when i slept so that i could hide within the lards. i wouldn't want to grow up ever.

Monday, February 9, 2009

real f'ing cool

so i pinpointed what's wrong with me. it took some reverse engineerings. but basically, i've decided to quit being such a whiny b. nobody likes those. not even moms.

other updates...uhh.. my hair is long. i'm instrumentally finished with my supergrapes song. i don't know if it will have vocals. i'm still sad, but i'm taking control of it. oh! and this neat psa that kernal sent me cheered me up:

that baby knows.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

appealing impalings

i feel like an insignificant speck. sorry if i'm sounding like a downer, but i'm pretty down. i wish i could disappear for a little bit. (i'm just saying a little bit because maybe when i go to sleep a ghost will visit me and make me disappear. just covering all the angles in case i change my mind.) i won't always feel this way, but i just don't want to be here right now. i thought about sticking my leg in front of a bus so that i could just live in the hospital for a little bit. maybe someone would take care of me.


who am i kidding.

Saturday, February 7, 2009