Thursday, August 27, 2009


black lady sitting on her lawn: "hey are you guys twins or just both handsome?" (she was adressing me and one of my twelve year old kids who is blonde and taller than me)

me: "haha. we're twins"

black lady sitting on her lawn: "really?! are you serious?"

me: "no. we're not twins."

black lady sitting on her lawn: "well i don't know. you all look alike to me."

me: haha! (awkwardly)

have you ever seen this before?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

just so i have more than one entry this month

i am giving serious consideration to buying a house that i viewed last week. it is farther away from things that i would like, but it does have four rooms and a cottage in the back. also, it is on a quarter acre. we will see. how are you? good i hope.

i am single again and it is a little weird. i haven't done it in a while and am getting back into the swing of things. i am still neglecting some things that someone like myself needs to focus on. it is still easy for me to be lazy. that needs to change.

my bike will be here tomorrow and i will be a bikesmith!

i thought of an idea for a music video today. it would be a bunch of those inflatable tubesmen watching a band perform and flailing around . i think that it could look cool slowed down or sped up depending on the structure of the song. plus they have better hair than most people.

now i have to contest a parking ticket that i was wrongfully given. oh hello, what's your name? the law? well you should f yourself. (that is a detailed synopsis of my letter).

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


i'm pretty much just scraping by when it comes to paying for my life. i am living from paycheck to paycheck and have limited life choices. it's okay though, i'm flipping the script and buying a house. this way, people will pay me to buy land for me. it is funny to me that that is a thing that can happen. everyone should do it. after i find a place, of course.

i have been planning ahead and thinking about home security. i don't think my two future pembroke welsh corgis (scraps and richardson) will be able to defend me from bikers on pcp who will obviously want to steal my land with their harley davidson flags.

i only started thinking about home security a few days ago. strangely, i came home last night and our back door was unlocked. some random lights were on, but everything else was turned off. our dog was acting like he heard things far away and i went into survival mode. i texted my roommate and told her that i will call her in five minutes and if i don't, to call the policemen. i took off my shirt (less to grab), and replaced it with my scariest face. also, i grabbed my biggest knife. nicole gave it to me for my birthday. i took off my jangly keys and hid them so no one could take my car if they got a hold of them. i searched every room and covered every angle. no one was there. silly me! i live for danger sometimes.

recently, i also tried guacamole for the first time. it isn't bad. it's weird, but provides a fresh zing to dishes such as nachos. keepitrealimout!