shut up, it's halloween

well not anymore. but i've been occupied. i went to a supposedly haunted house on halloween night. not one with high school drop outs dressed as zombies. a real one.

keeping it old school (early 1900's). while many were listening to pomp and circumstance no 4 in g, symphony no. 1 in a flat, others were committing dastardly crimes like being pregnant and not married. those heretics came to the future haunted house i went to. they would work together and live there in chubby exile.

many babies were born there but a lot also died. there is a furnace thing outside where the bodies were cremated. there were probably some issues resulting in mommies dying. also i think a nurse killed herself there. brutal.

i went there with kernal, pez, wolfgang, and wolfgang's boyfriend. we walked around and kept an eye out for specters. i really wanted to fight a ghost. but not a baby ghost. we went to an attic like area where the babies slept in their cribs side by side. the old wallpaper was still on the walls. i found a book about me there!


during our ghost safari, we stumbled upon a tiny door in the attic. it was really tiny and nailed shut. kernal "persuaded" it open and we decided to go in. my phat ass barely fit through.

the first thing we saw inside was a baby and mom's clothes! old ones.

baby shirt.

baby knickers.

mom dress.

a name maybe?

mom shoe.

there was also a really old bra in there too. kernal, pez, and i searched around in there and found really old cigarette cartons, matches, an old bowl and the scariest of all.

we don't really know what it is. the cloth was tied very tightly around the stick. my guess is that it was a bite stick for someone in pain.

isn't it kind of suspect? eeeeeeeeeeeeee! a mystery.