banupnups

that's the new word for bananas. pass it on. i also like banubnubs and it was a hard decision to make. maybe you should try them out in different situations and see what works the best. maybe i could make it into another word that isn't even close to a banana. i think banubnub would be good as a word that someone would yell. like help, eye wash station, or rabid koalas. you make the call.

i have decided to maybe stop using categories of things to describe the kids. there just aren't enough unique kids that usually would deserve them. but i'll figure something out.

here's a story. pez took two clients, a little boy and little-ish girl, to play ping pong. i don't know the entire story, but i imagine it went something like this. pez was talking to the boy during a brief intermission and realized that the ping pong ball was gone. she asked the girl if she knew where it was. the girl reached into her pants and, presumably, pulled the ball out of her vagina and threw it to pez. she told her "you might not want to touch that" right after pez caught it. ew!

a funny game i have been playing lately is imagining everyone i meet as being babies. you meet a dude with a beard and imagine him being much tinier, but still with a beard and like glasses that they might be wearing. so not like a realistic version of a baby. just a littler version of themselves, just less coordinated and not mentally capable for anything. you can play the other way around and imagine young kids being older. it's more sad though.

i leave you with these words of wisdom. "hush girl, shut your lips. do the helen keller, and talk with your hips."