she bit me

some people just don't do mornings. siamese is one of them. she isn't even five feet tall and can't weigh more than a hundred pounds. however, she has at least ten counts of assault filed against her. she has put seven of our employees in the hospital and one is still on worker's comp.

on saturday, she got frustrated and thought that punching me in the chest for no reason was a good idea. kernal put her in a one person hold and then i got her other arm so we could take her off the unit. on the way out, she bit my arm with her filthy little mouth. instead of following protocol, i said f it and tore my arm out of her bacteria cave.

me and two other employees got bit and kicked multiple times after for about 30 minutes straight. one got bit right on the knuckle. it sounded as she described "like someone eating chicken".

polices came and took siamese away in handcuffs for good. after that, all three of us had to go to hospital and i had to list my reason for being there as "human bite". i thought it sounded cool and accurate. the lazy doctor cleaned my wound and i had to get a blood draw. also, to be on the safe side, i elected to take anti-biotics. they suck. they are oval and huge. i have to take them twice a day.

here is evidence. sorry, i'm not very good at bruising, but i think it kind of looks like a profile view of a reptile man.