nifs

i'm pretty much just scraping by when it comes to paying for my life. i am living from paycheck to paycheck and have limited life choices. it's okay though, i'm flipping the script and buying a house. this way, people will pay me to buy land for me. it is funny to me that that is a thing that can happen. everyone should do it. after i find a place, of course.

i have been planning ahead and thinking about home security. i don't think my two future pembroke welsh corgis (scraps and richardson) will be able to defend me from bikers on pcp who will obviously want to steal my land with their harley davidson flags.

i only started thinking about home security a few days ago. strangely, i came home last night and our back door was unlocked. some random lights were on, but everything else was turned off. our dog was acting like he heard things far away and i went into survival mode. i texted my roommate and told her that i will call her in five minutes and if i don't, to call the policemen. i took off my shirt (less to grab), and replaced it with my scariest face. also, i grabbed my biggest knife. nicole gave it to me for my birthday. i took off my jangly keys and hid them so no one could take my car if they got a hold of them. i searched every room and covered every angle. no one was there. silly me! i live for danger sometimes.

recently, i also tried guacamole for the first time. it isn't bad. it's weird, but provides a fresh zing to dishes such as nachos. keepitrealimout!