smarch

i have gone to scamps twice since i last wrote an entry. it is a tiny pet store with not much to offer, but they have some cool little friends there. they had siberian huskies that looked sad and expensive. i like puppies. there were ferrets too, but they are always sleeping. they need to show more initiative. here's a guy who fell asleep in his hammock, but his head fell out! he didn't care.


the mall really is where cool people go. it's everything in one place! i could be eating a sandwich from steak escape, lingerie shopping, and renewing my cell phone plan all in like 3 minutes. sometimes i worry that there might be such a thing as too much efficiency. that's just one of my battles i guess. that, and the stress tests they give there. i can never win. that guy was right. i should probably read that book "dianetics". the name sounds a little too scientific for me, buuuut it had a cool picture of a volcano on the cover. and that's how i choose all my books.

i wonder sometimes what it would be like to live on a ranch. probably cool. i would call mine "carrots and". all the farmers would think that is funny. they are a funny bunch. maybe?

i may have found a guitarist. yes! possibly.

brb.